You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
3.What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
4.Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store
5.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent
6.How is imitation like a plateau?
They're both the highest form of flattery
7.What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I don't kn ow but the flag is a big plus
8. What does Batman get in his drinks?
9.What sport do you play with a wombat?
10. Goodbye boiled water, you will be mist.
11.Tried to take a photograph of some fog. Mist